BECAUSE T.J. SAID SO!

"What has been the effect of coercion? To make one half the world fools, and the other half hypocrites. To support roguery and error all over the earth." Thomas Jefferson Notes on Virginia, 1787

Thank you, TJ.

Now:

EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!
CHANGE YOUR OIL EVERY THREE THOUSAND MILES!
QUIT PLAYING THAT DAMN GUITAR!
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS WHEN YOU LEAVE A ROOM!
PUT MY TOOLS BACK WHERE YOU GOT THEM!
DON'T TALK DURING THE NEWS!
TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN! PANTS!
DON'T MAKE ME STOP THIS CAR!
USE SCOPE!
BUY NOW, PAY LATER!
THINGS GO BETTER WITH COKE!
RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!
SIGN UP FOR THE ANNOUNCEMNT ONLY LIST!
BUY MY RECORDS!
COME TO MY SHOWS!
BECAUSE I SAID SO!